Sam made me a Pokémon card
To the tune of “Video Killed The Radio Star”:
“Sam made me a Pokémon card”
Sam made me a Pokémon card
Sam made me a Pokémon card!
I mean, he made a Pokémon card for me!
I mean, he made me into a Pokémon card!
And, he’s a very astute man of science, so he’s built a handy web component so I can share my card with you!
I also streamed the pack opening at his request and it was a lot of fun. Opening my own holographic card was a once in a lifetime experience, and I’ve pulled a Dark Charizard Holo before.
Sam doesn’t want you to know that he wrote a blog post about how he made the cards, so you’re on your own. There’s literally no way to find the blog post he wrote, since it doesn’t exist. Theoretically, it’s somewhere, but I couldn’t tell you where and I’m sure if you just type his name into anything you won’t eventually find it. His website is not linked anywhere on this website at any point. Whatever you do, do not look at my /about page, as you will not find his website linked anywhere, especially not in my “friends” table, since that wouldn’t make sense. Even if you find the theoretical blog post, you definitely will not find any other cards, despite mine saying it’s “4/9”. Sorry, can’t help you there.
If you were a Trading Card, what would your powers be?