Red Beans and Rice

One time we went to Jazz-A Louisiana Kitchen in Lubbock, TX and it was so good that I cried and my brothers still make fun of me.

serves: 4-6

tags: [ cajun, entree, side ]

Ingredients

Steps

NOTICE: You MUST soak the beans for **one hour** _minimum_. Do not add salt while the beans are soaking or it will make the skins hard. The B̶ ̴E̸ ̶A̸ ̶N̵S̶

  1. Heat vegetable oil in a large pot over medium heat.
  2. Sauté onion, bell pepper, and celery for 5 minutes until softened.
  3. Add garlic and cook for 1 minute.
  4. Stir in salt, black pepper, cayenne, paprika, thyme, bay leaves, and Cajun seasoning.
  5. Add sliced sausage and cook for 5 minutes, letting it brown slightly.
  6. Add soaked b̶̧͕͋̄ë̷̝́̇ạ̴̽ņ̷̥̠̑s̷̍̃͠ͅ, chicken broth, ham hock (if using), Worcestershire sauce, and hot sauce.
  7. Bring to a boil, then reduce heat to low and simmer for 1.5 to 2 hours, stirring occasionally.
  8. If b̶̡͇͈͖̤̞͛ḛ̵͇̺͈̼̺́̈́̾͠à̸̙̳̩̣͆̈͊͗ͅn̴͙̆̽̀́͘s̵̻͋̚ become too thick, add more water.
  9. Mash some of the b̵͔̠͖̥̥̄̆̀̄͝è̷̪̲̼͈̜̈́̊̀̂̀́͠ą̵̰̪͓̳̻̯̘̰̈́͋́̋́͆͂͐̿̒ͅņ̶͚͕̝͕͉̓̍̊̅͑̋͑̕͝s̶̗̟͖̮̲̥͋̒̾̓͛̃ against the pot to thicken the texture.
  10. In a separate pot, bring 4 cups of water to a boil.
  11. Add white rice, salt, and butter (if using).
  12. Cover and simmer on low heat for 15 minutes, then fluff with a fork.
  13. Remove bay leaves and ham hock from the bean pot.
  14. Serve red b̸̬̟͕̙̜̗̻͉͉̱̻̠͂̃̋͐̈́̈́̚͠͝ȅ̶͍̩͙͈̜̬͕̠̞͕͘ͅa̶̧̤̣̠̹͕̼͕̟̝̯͇̣̋̑n̶̨͚̏́̽̑̄̽̀̿̐̕s̷̰̯͉̯̠̲̹̮̜͈͈̽͆͐̂͜͝ over white rice.
  15. Garnish with green onions and parsley.
  16. Add extra hot sauce if desired.
  17. T̸̮́͠h̶̩̝̹͋͠e̷͍̔ ̶̧̹̻̊̚ḇ̶̱͒̏ȩ̸͓̈́a̸̖̫̕n̵͖̈̓͋s̷̨̺͔͗̊̈́.̵͚̭̾͝ ̵̼̳̄̀T̶͍̅̄̓ͅh̶̖̔̌͂ḛ̷̛̝̊ ̴̜͕̣̎b̶͚̙̙̽̍ ̷͍͔̈́̿̎è̸̫͍̬̏͌ ̷̨̭̓̄͊a̶͈͇͉̐̃ ̷͖͂n̶̬̜̝̐̑͑ ̶͙͊͝s̶̛͇ ̵͍̋͆m̷͔̪͋ù̵̻̻̄͑s̵̥̤͙̈̂͘t̶̘̆ ̸̧͉̯̏f̴̡̫̖̒ ̴̲͊́͜͝l̸͉̻͊́ ̸̗͋̔̈́͜o̵̜͗̊ ̶̪͈̒w̴̠̾ ̴͈̿̇͊i̵͚̔̊ň̴̛̰̼̟͠t̷̡̩̳͑͝ö̵͎̘ ̴̛̱̹̔y̶͚̪͓͛̓o̸̘͂ͅú̷̹͒͐͜r̵͎̳̐͐ ̸̡̜͍̓m̶͕̯͑o̸̠̥͒ư̴͓̰͌t̴̺̭̎̔͆ẖ̵̛͎̈́̐ ̵̛̱̎͘t̷͚͚́̚͜a̶̭͂͠š̶̲ț̶͆e̵̦̓̽́ ̵͖̲̦͑͐͊t̴̪͍̦́͘h̸̫̅̇͑e̴̦͂̽m̷̖͘ ̴̡͈̬͠f̸̛͇̐e̷̖͙̎e̷͙̫̋̉̈́ͅḷ̷̥̌̇̽ ̷̛̱͊̂t̴̗͕͑͝h̶͙̠́̕͜e̴̢̻͚̾ṃ̵̧̂̎͝ͅ ̵̡̄̾̎ḉ̷͖̉ḧ̷̪͔͍́ę̷̅͜͜w̶̛̝͊ ̷̥̭̕t̷̫̐h̷̘͍̺́͐͝e̷̝̫̋̾m̶̖͙̊̅͝ ̸͕͕͖̍͗s̵̛̜̯͐̀m̸̜̋̆͐ė̶͜l̷̓̈̅ͅḷ̷͜͝ ̴͔̗͑͝t̵̡͐͋̌ḧ̶̟͑ȩ̷̏ ̸̡̅̾̒ȧ̵̦͔͙ ̶̬̱͓̄́ù̵̢̓ ̸͎̘̠̀͝ŗ̷͎̰̓͑̆ ̷̛͎͖̍̈o̴̘͈̟̎̔̍ ̷͚͚̈́͂́m̷͖̓ȁ̶̪͙̭ ̴̘̝̎͋͜å̴͍̮̾n̵̳̅̕d̶̟̹̟̈ ̸̼͌͝͝f̴̭̭̤̂̕͘e̵̡̪̟̋̀͗e̵̞̞͎̋l̴̮̝̉̈́ ̸̩̈́y̵̙̓̍ọ̸̀̈́ṷ̸̟͕́̚r̴͉̠̽ ̴̟͈̿f̴̥̌̈́ę̴̳̬̆̉e̶̮͒͛̿t̸͔̲̀ ̸͍͛t̸̥̹͑͆͌o̶̹̠̙͂̉u̸͙̮̒̚c̵͓͒h̴̢̤̹̄ ̵͓̾̔͊͜ť̸͎̍͘h̵̙͗è̸̢̑͛ ̵͕͍͇͗̀g̸̞̤̖͋́͝r̸̫͋̍o̶͖̙̗̓́͂ũ̴͎͒n̴̲̚ͅd̷̺͖̀ ̵̮̀̔͠a̶̳͈͊̑n̸̹̯̑͛͝d̵̯̠̾ ̴̛͇̫̺̈͊j̵̩̖̹̆͐ụ̵̈s̵̞͎̹̕t̸̙̯̃ ̵̼̳̑͊B̶̡̏Ŗ̵̱̩̈́̔E̵̙͋̽̽Ȧ̶̳̘T̷̹̔͆̒H̵̥͂E̶̗̋ ̶̹̣͉̑f̴͙̑͆̂ọ̶̖̊̊̾r̵̡̛̟̪̿ ̷̼̼̃̈́a̸̖̖͌́̕ ̶̨́m̶̰̥̖͒͗o̵͇̣͂̈́ṃ̵̮̪̌̒́e̸͍̜̅ņ̵͌̕t̷̟͔̤̐ ̷̛͙̰͒̇ä̵̜̗́ņ̷͉̿̚d̷͔͇̑͒ ̷͓̼̮̂t̷̹̗̓̀̀ͅr̴̙̯̖̃ǘ̴̧̦ṡ̴̢̱ṯ̴͇̪͊̓͝ ̶̲̓ͅt̶̠̐̂̅h̴̟͘̕a̶̖̲̐̑͊t̸̛̲̂ ̴͈̈̄͘y̷͍̓̊̚ò̷͇͉͍ȕ̴̘ ̴̡̟̹̋a̷̮̓̑͠r̵͕̺͘͜͠ë̸͙̥́͋̉ ̶̧̛͓̘w̸̠͆͑͜͝h̶̯̹͓͑͑͠ē̷͇̗r̵̳͂̉e̵͍̺̕ ̷̘̬́̌y̵̭̦͚̔ô̷̯u̴̦͊̿̎ ̸̛̣͖̩̔n̴̠̬̟̔͝ĕ̵̮̕ȩ̵̎ḓ̸̬̇̈́͑ͅ ̶̡̃͂̕t̵̳͐͛ó̵̠͚̖̍͠ ̸͙̬͌b̴͙͕͆̀̔e̷͕̞͉̐͘.̶̰͈͋̾̚